Sergeant
Russian Federation
Today, I fainted in the bathtub. My family broke the door to save me, which is great, but they all saw me naked, which is not so great. My siblings laughed at the size of my penis, my father laughed at the situation, and my mom just cried. FML
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RichardPencil 32
“Significant shrinkage!” The water was cold!
manb91uk 22
It’s a great week for seeing family members’ members apparently...
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RichardPencil 32
“Significant shrinkage!” The water was cold!
neuronerd 29
You can't judge the size of a penis when it's flaccid. In any case, I hope they took you to the doctor after. Fainting in the shower can be indicative of autonomic dysfunction, because of excessive drops in blood pressure.
RichardPencil 32
I feel like you’re suggesting that the OP gets a raging hard-on and then show it to his siblings and say, “How do you like me now?” I hope I’m misreading you.
neuronerd 29
Haha! Totally not...oh lord...please don't do that, OP.
manb91uk 22
It’s a great week for seeing family members’ members apparently...
Lobby_Bee 18
"Size doesn't matter" - some women
Rabite 28
Who are feeling the obligation to make men feel good.
Sinshine 28
How do they know you fainted when the door is locked?
nortwdschick 25
Probably heard a loud "thump"??
sharond23 10
how did they even know you'd fainted in the bathtub?
bigdaddyeric 37
I would imagine the crashing sound of his body hitting the tub maybe?
BlueSteele220 31
tell them you're a grower, not a shower..
bigdaddyeric 37
I wouldn’t have laughed at the size of your penis, I would have made it grow for you...
ezrajab 22
It’s not the SIZE op it’s how you USE it! Keep your head up!
Ladin Mars 8
That's what guys with small dicks say.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
You only needed one person to rescue you. They’re all jerks.