Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
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IngenuityGap 0
The fact that you gave a 3 hour speech on abstinence means you deserved it. Everything else is just icing on the cake.
Occam 0
More teachers should use this method.
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Comments (249)
iDontFail_xD 0
Do you have a perky chest?
andy_fml_fml 0
that't hot.
lara522 0
3 hours? oh man... I'm so sorry. and #34 who cares about proper spelling and grammar? this is fmylife.com, not a textbook. same for #76. These comments are supposed to be about the FML.
Misanthropist 0
UrLifeDoesntSuck, do the world a favor and just pretend for a moment you're not better than everyone. You're not. Your "services" would be much more appreciated on 4chan or maybe neopets? Personally, I'd rather you just take the big step and head to the beach in your cement shoes; but we both know you're too ignorant for that. Must be nice cuddling up to your dictionary at night and wondering why no one will ever appreciate you. :'( Boo hoo...
Cnote231 0
why do you think she's "pretending to be better than everyone"? she's just promoting a good cause. you obviously don't agree with her but keep your rude comments to yourself. it's called respect.
ym520_fml 21
It's the tone she's been using. Even though I agree with the "spelling is important, we have to care about it" gist, the tone of her comment makes her sound condescending and arrogant. And that's the kind of thing that makes you dislike a statement and renders the expressed opinion unimportant.
FMLz92 0
You gave a 3 hour speech about abstinence? More like FTL (F their L)!
thecounterlife6 0
For those of you who do not know the definition of "irony" please refer to this post.
BrickyV 0
IRONY damn 111 beat me
some_user 0
You probably did it on purpose. I hope every kid that you gave the speech to looses their virginity ASAP.
Person_Man 0
#1 is absolutely true. Also, anyone who talks about abstinence is probably ugly anyways.
I_Deserved_It 10
In other news, a group of local boys, were in fact, being boys.