Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have to replace my $120 calculator. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, while getting ice cream with a friend, her car got broken into. Nothing was taken except my backpack, which contained assignments making up 50% or more for grades in four separate classes. FML
Today, I started at a new college. I bought my textbooks and went to my first class only to find out that they changed my schedule without telling me. I'd already opened the book. I could not get $200 back. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML
Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML
Today, I checked my university financial account to discover I owed them over $1000. The reason? They had apparently given me too much money when I applied for a loan and now want it back. Oh, and I spent my loan money on books and a laptop for school. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
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Top comments
Barriaultcory 16
Worst protest ever
Dracoboxer357 36
Right. Because one form of stealing justifies another petty one. :p At least the university Told you their prices before you went, and you Still made the choice to go. No matter how I look at this, it's still your fault, sorry. ;p
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Comments (120)
JustinKirby 20
What's with everyone posting about soy milk this week XD
neverfamous 13
You're stupid
Soluxis 17
That's a security measure. All soy milk cartons are rigged to blow when the proximity sensor reads a certain distance from the fridge. Also, milk made from beans both confuses and disturbs me.
TheDrifter 24
It would disturb you more if you saw what they do to soy beans to turn them into "milk".
Waredo_Dyrge 11
As Lewis Black says, "There's no such thing as soy milk because there's no soy titty, is there?"
Chellybelly92 14
Stealing things will only raise the tuition anyway.
jaredfry17 7
Stealing is alway bad. But soy milk??
hydroponiclovee 4
Let's be real - your school is probably making less than $1 profit off of that milk. Way to stick it to the man.
rememberkids 14
milk is actually sold at a loss most of the time
utrax 23
That's what you get for stealing, YDI.
unidentifieduser 23
I don't think "ingenious" is the right word.
romanrox909 7
You want justice, yet you commited an injustice? Stealing is dumb, dude. YDI
rememberkids 14
crime doesn't pay children.
Waredo_Dyrge 11
It doesn't pay teenagers or adults either.