Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
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Top comments
FitForFun 11
Someone clearly has been hitting the gym too hard. You are too strong for your own body. I mean you are literally so strong your body is knocking itself out to get some rest. Bravo my friend.
RedPillSucks 33
way to use your head in the situation. Dumpster KO
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Comments (52)
garebear61 14
I can not even imagine going through the drive-thru at some place and being a witness to something like this.
Sangue0608 26
That would make my day
SaintJupiter 16
Oh man. That's unfortunate. Maybe try to watch out a bit more next time yeah?
thomcmoore 23
You think so?
christian1509 21
Did your partner come help you?
joemud 13
Hahahahaha hope your ok!
AFCCT 7
Were you trashed?
Uglyfeet 23
If you were short of ideas maybe you should have asked for some help with that stinky situation. You wouldn't look so dump doing that
StoryOfTheYear 15
Now that's a tall order.
mybubbles2000 13
Sorry to hear that OP. Must say you were pretty strong there.
worldclassrager 41
Dumpster 1 OP 0 win by knockout ...I could go on but I'll quit
wvcheesehead 13
I hope you have McInsurance.
mellowmeoww 5
at least u remembered the story after u awoke