Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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xOpheliacx 0
Well I don't have a car, OR membership to a gym, and I'm eighteen. I'd be happy with either.
incognito_fml 0
You shouldnt have expected them to give you a car. Youd be pretty lucky if you got a car and its not as if your parents are obliged to give their 16 year old a car. Take the gym membership. Be grateful
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Comments (214)
iamphlybry 0
sounds like their real mistake was getting only three months rather than a full year. fyl.
KenMcGormick 0
time for u to get on MTV's My Super Sweet Sixteen... and for me to get a laugh..
Calm_Mind 0
Cars cost quite a lot. A fat ass like you should appreciate getting that gym membership. :)
Hamish 0
Lose weight you spoiled little shit.
ohhboyy 0
stop being fat? idk what to tell you.. u seem like a brat
FunniestGuyEver 0
lets just hope they avoided the birthday cake. From the way it sounds, you don't need it
BeautyAndBrains 0
Guys. She was upset. There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING that overweight people hate more than having their weight pointed out to them. It's like people think they don't know they're fat when trust me, they're more than aware of it. I think if her parents wanted her to lose weight, her birthday was not the time to make it known. It's supposed to be a special day. Save the gym membership for another day, and they're not that expensive. I pay $10/month, and I think most people can afford that.
bitchplease69_fml 0
Both cars and gyms suck. I like how you thought you would get a car and got a gym membership. Big $$$ difference.
Mattyknows 0
#28 haha Maybe it's what you needed . . . avoiding the subject will just make fatties fatter. Though I think they should have chosen a better time than your birthday . . . So; YDI, because nine times out of ten people are fat from no ones fault but their own. But FYL because your parents decided to point it out on your birthday.
countrygal926 0
Be grateful they even remebered your birthday, not everyone is that lucky.