Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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xOpheliacx 0
Well I don't have a car, OR membership to a gym, and I'm eighteen. I'd be happy with either.
incognito_fml 0
You shouldnt have expected them to give you a car. Youd be pretty lucky if you got a car and its not as if your parents are obliged to give their 16 year old a car. Take the gym membership. Be grateful
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Comments (214)
JOURNEYTHEBEAST 0
haha fatty!:)
Captain0bv10us 0
If your parents actually made some promise to get you a car, then fyl.
naedangerdavey 0
YDI, you clearly wanted a car because you're lazy! Get walkin' fatty.
Flocka_23 14
Wish I had a membership, need to hit the gym
Beelzebub259 7
Honestly, that is a great present
BlAzEtHiS 0
Its better then nothing and it shows they are concerned about your health. Maybe next year you'll get the car.
ChaosEngine 5
... normally, I'd sympathize. But seriously, you expected a car? 'Expected' a CAR? I'm 23, and the most expensive thing I've ever gotten given to me in my life is a computer. Which I paid for half of... and even that was a surprise. I was appropriately grateful and shocked. Spoiled kids like you disgust me; rather than letting people hand you everything on a silver platter, why don't you get up, walk over, and earn it! Maybe you'll lose some weight in the process.
ryanisexy 5
Thry should of got you a bike.
tubaa1 2
Don't be a selfish bastard... No one gets cars for their 16th birthday.
elizabethross 0
I can't believe how spoiled some kids are...my parents would never just buy me a car. You must be one of those rich kids who get everything. Where I live, you can only have a Learner's permit at 16 so having a car at this age is somewhat useless to me