Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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xOpheliacx 0
Well I don't have a car, OR membership to a gym, and I'm eighteen. I'd be happy with either.
incognito_fml 0
You shouldnt have expected them to give you a car. Youd be pretty lucky if you got a car and its not as if your parents are obliged to give their 16 year old a car. Take the gym membership. Be grateful
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Comments (214)
juliarsch 0
You know, I wouldn't be so upset about someone giving me a three month membership to a gym. 90 bucks I don't have to pay.
karishmo 2
hey atleast u got something for ur 16 bday I didn't get shit!
SamadAgha 0
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Prolusive 5
I know 0 people who have gotten a car for their 16th... I also know 0 people that whined about it.
nick3600 22
LOL ACCEPT THE MEMBERSHIT AND LOSE WEIGHT FATASS
omniaki78 4
walking or biking everywhere will help you lose that weight even faster! ;P
hollisterluv9 0
How is that an FML? at least they got u something that would help
kaitisgrait 0
wow, someone's a little ungrateful. be happy your parents care enough about your health to get you anything at all. i really hope you use that membership...
MIL0_fml 0
geeze this op is spoiled stfu.
sk8rchick97 0
it's better hearing it from them than from a stranger or ur friends