Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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xOpheliacx 0
Well I don't have a car, OR membership to a gym, and I'm eighteen. I'd be happy with either.
incognito_fml 0
You shouldnt have expected them to give you a car. Youd be pretty lucky if you got a car and its not as if your parents are obliged to give their 16 year old a car. Take the gym membership. Be grateful
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Comments (214)
vaan_fml 1
First world problems
barbcarr 1
I got a car for my 16th, but everytime i want food, my parents freak out and suggest I go to the gym. Mind you; I am a recovered anorexic. FML
swag_unicorn 4
then lose the weight?
4syth3 1
You're sixteen.. You don't need a damn car. YDI!
Sporkly 26
Holy ******* shit, you didn't get a car for your birthday?! My heart bleeds for you.
sdkorin 3
That's what you get for being a fat ***** that expects to get stuff for free.
bakerella 29
Well now you can walk all that weight off, good on your parents. Save up for your own car. I didn't get a car or a sweet sixteen and I turned out ok
ameliafmlr 7
I hate it when parents just give kids a car, how are you suppose to be independent.
charvisioku 22
You were hoping for a car? Spoilt brat.
The_Mr_Troll 14
If you're whining about this, you don't even deserve your gym membership. Why the **** should your parents get you a car? You did nothing to earn it, it's just an anniversary of the day you were unfortunately born. **** your parents' lives for having a douchebag kid like you.