Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
Today, after I took off a week from work to grieve the loss of my girlfriend, who was very sick and passed due to natural causes, my paycheck suffered because of that and last night, to avoid going back to hard drugs, I went out to the clubs where I blew the only 250 bucks I had on strippers and drinks. Now I have 0 bucks for rent. FML
Today, after having a few beers at a bar, I gave my ticket to the valet to get my car. I tipped the man $2 and he gave me a huge smile and thanked me a lot as I left. I thought the guy was just really appreciative for those $2 until I got home and saw one of the $100 bills in my wallet was gone. FML
Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
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KittehKatt 0
ydi!!!! seriously..just..no
Doortje 30
YDI for being so drunk you mistook a $400 check for a $5 bill.
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Comments (105)
Stephaline19 0
Idot! Haha(x
gsxxerr 4
lmao I was the one you gave that check to. nice move dipshit!
heyred 11
Call HR to stop payment. Problem solved. Get direct deposit and your drunken hazes will never be a problem again.
circuitboynm 8
Even if you did endorse it the check can't be cashed without your government issued ID - pray for competent bank tellers
aznbeauty250 0
you do realize that the person cant cash it anyway since it has YOUR name on it. just go talk to the guy you gave it to and get it back. duh. your still an idiot though for doing what you did and not realizing what i just explained, not really an fml too bcuz this could happen to anybody.
nathan5 0
Was that a joke?
MitchellK 3
ydi for going there with a 400$ check
abcd1234569 0
Your paycheck is $400? Sounds like you can't afford to drink or smoke anyway.
TheSofaKing 7
I love drunks, you can always make money off of them.
tomisLost 0
Your life sucks based on your paycheque ouch dude, good luck feeding yourself and your pet goldfish, cause thats all youll be able to afford to take care of, off that salary :S