Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist put way too much of the plaster stuff on the press. She put it in my mouth and asked if I was okay, I shook my head no and promptly vomited. It sat at the back of my throat and I could not spit it out until the plaster hardened. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
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sunsetium 14
Couldn't she just send you to the washroom and give you a towel or something?
arandomperson97 19
That really... Sucks. I'll leave now
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Comments (42)
vikky538 29
So you are the new salivan
yerawizardlizzy 27
My hygienist or dentist always wipes up any saliva that gets on my face. It's really strange yours didn't do the same.
Skycop_S 23
Today I have to go to the dentist... This didn't help
allforfun 23
I'm still trying to figure out how you got saliva all over your face just by closing your mouth
hoosiergirl94 31
If I get anything on my face the dental technician wipes it off. The least she could have done was give you some paper towel or something
DeadRob 13
That is a bit rude to make you sit there with saliva all over your face .-.
krazyelliot 14
That BITES
GEFStryker 29
Unlike the vacuum in this FML, your pun sucks.
False_Stupidity 42
Usually at my dentist its the assistant that's usually in charge of the spit vacuum thingy and if anything gets on my face, they wipe it off. Face it, your dentist sucks and that's the tooth.
smoothies14 32
Just in case its not bad enough that you have to be lectured how your drink of choice is staining your teeth and you need to floss more because your gums are bleeding.
Khaleesi_D 9
Eww, i hate going to the dentist, the gloves make me want to gag!