Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
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lurker_no_more 13
And you guys put up with this behavior why exactly?
booze_n_bitches 37
I started off thinking "poor girl, people don't want her there." Now I can understand why. Maybe you need to explain to her why it's not acceptable?
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Comments (106)
manuwish 9
Just tell her politely to leave..why do you put up with it? Is she your bully or sth?
Tyrax 16
OP, you lost me at "forced to drive." Unless she had a gun, bitch ain't getting in my car. Sounds like a horrible person. You should all invite her out somewhere, then slowly start leaving before the bill arrives. Two to take one to pick up a car (you could say it was stolen then found). One from "allergic reaction" to the food. Maybe one to drive that one to the hospital. One with an emergency call, maybe from a babysitter. A couple to the bathroom, then just don't come back. Or you could just wait til she goes to the bathroom and all leave.
OneGuySixDemons 23
Okay... I can see why you don't like her...
Kqzza 13
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Kill her.
Allie614032 34
C'mon, common courtesy only goes so far. I'm tear a strip off of her. Tell her to pay for herself or just be mean for once and tell her she can't come.
kevinsagirl2323 8
forced your friend to drive her? how? did she have a gun? I'm thinking not.
Jerry Leberer 12
if we ain't dating and you're not my child I'm stabbing your hand with my fork if you take food from my plate.
Brittanie Torres 11
I would of beaten her ass if shes going to take advantage of you and your friends like that
shannon2348 14
She forced your friend to drive her? How? Did she have a weapon? This is ridiculous. ydi