Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
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lurker_no_more 13
And you guys put up with this behavior why exactly?
booze_n_bitches 37
I started off thinking "poor girl, people don't want her there." Now I can understand why. Maybe you need to explain to her why it's not acceptable?
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Comments (106)
Dear_Karma 27
YDI clearly a lie anyway. Seriously who lets someone do that? Get over yourself
autismom1999 8
I'm sorry little bitch tries to eat of my plate she's getting stabbed with a fork. And I agree YDI you can't force someone to drive you to Applebee's or anywhere else, you ask whoever has your spine for it back and tell her no. Otherwise I hope you enjoy being walked all over because it won't end until one of you all ends it.
bamasaw 10
I would have kicked her ass away from the table. It's y'alls fault for letting her do that.
avres13 14
Should've stopped her and all refuse to pay for her, it only encourages her to continue doing things like this.
KeatonHanson 28
Tell her what you really think about her.
cgh0802 3
How did she get home she drove with them
badblaby 8
Sounds like she got you guys back for being mean to her
amccaul1976 8
time for a road trip leave her ass in Iowa. tell her 'don't worry someone will pay for your trip back'
kainpwnsu 19
I believe the word for which you were searching is "no".
AshGolfer10 9
I would have told her to leave