Today, I was racing some mates to the beach and I decided to take a short-cut by jumping over a low wall. I didn't realise the wall was to stop people falling into the stormwater drain. Which is 3 metres deep. And has razor-sharp oysters growing at the bottom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML
Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, I was snorkeling when a stingray suddenly appeared when I thought I was just looking at sand. It startled me, so my heel made contact with a sea urchin so that then startled me, and my other foot hit another one. FML
Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2
watch where ur jumping dumbass. actually dont cuz fmls like this are funny!
iplaylax 0
wasn't there a sign?
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Comments (101)
MadPercussion 0
even though this is totally stupid, I have to admit that I would probably do the same thing...
heyheyt 0
#9 are you really that dumb? it's original poster smart one
Lancerman7449 0
lay off him 16. he was just asking
Thunderbender 2
You're not exactly born with that information. At some point you didnt know what it was either #16
g02hell 2
don't be such an asshole.
harryman04 0
ya seriously ass hole. I foun out what fml was a month ago and I didn't know what op stood for
digestthis 0
youve made more of an asshole out of yourself by treating that question like its common knowledge than he did by asking. you should maybe try going out some time and making friends.
diemileyjk 0
that shit musta hurt :/
LTMcleod 0
what were you racing? bikes??
ClearD 0
op stands for oyster person
Ruprex 0
#22 hahaha! true in this case… op, that seriously sucks, but YDI for trying to cheat and not looking to see what was on the other side.
Lam559 1
hilarious!
ecbfilms001 0
dumbass
testa 0
your all retards, poor op means poor option
redrose_rocker 12
OP means Original Poster. lol
testa 0
read the sentence and where the abbreviation op is say original poster.. it doesn't make sense. I guarantee you that op means option
Jazzgirl4ever 0
wow #29 learn the lingo... we've all had to... it is now your turn lmfao
yottskry 0
#29 - Well your guarantee is worth jack seeing as you're 100% wrong.
kylepwn1 0
that could not have turned out better
4toestatue 7
i'd like to see that on YouTube.
beastlydevon 0
oysters?? weak...try stepping on coral and cutting your foot so bad almost had it cut off .462 stitches baby
OkageStarr 0
Oysters can be pretty sharp too. Especially since oyster shells are more fragile than coral, and far more likely to break apart and then embed themselves into you.
GThomW5 0
Have you ever stepped on oysters? Have you ever even cut your hand shucking them? My dad helped a guy who almost bled out and died because his boat sank over oyster beds. This guy basically jumped off of a second floor onto a bunch of upturned knives.
Carlie_McCartney 1
Ouch!! The most stitches I ever had in one sitting was 6. How could you manage over 400?!? How could the poor doctor? lol
mtr_fml 0
look before you leap ... literally this time