Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
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Top comments
fmlisforlols 0
He is going overboard, but relationships won't work if the sex isn't there for both.
xeldawyn 14
Why were you reading his diary?
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Comments (101)
uncbballwins 0
YDI for reading his diary and not being horny
britt93 7
I freaking love your pic!
marmar94 0
leave him!
Blondiebee88 0
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a guy who has a diary? umm yea you should be the one wondering why your with him!
uncbballwins 0
What the ****'s wrong with a dude having a diary?
sammieInsanityy 0
YDI for snooping, but **** him good c;
Mr_Darkside 5
wow
platypus546 24
agreed.
CitrusGirl 0
Not snooping since he was posting it online.
chrisauh 4
161, idiot yes it is...
CitrusGirl 0
165, if he's posting it online he's giving everyone and their grandmothers access to it. If he didn't want OP to read it he shouldn't have put it online.
MechEng11 6
I kind of agree, although tactfully I would suggest the relationship is already dead.
spicyauburn 0
you gotta help a brotha out
OMG_N3RD 0
Yep
theluckygirl28 8
Ouch! I'm sorry! He should be open with you about how he feels though...
perdix 31
One symptom of blue balls is irritability. Now, do your girlfriend job and give the man some relief. If you want to hang on to him, even when you're not "in the mood," you're going to have to suck it up . . . literally.
simplylost643 0
Amen, perdix! Let the Word be spread! Unfortunatly it appears that a good majority of women feel that if they're not "in the mood", then a man wanting sex is tatamount to rape.
Picking_Kuppies 0
How is a man being horny the same as sexual assault? If he keeps persistently asking for sex no matter how many times she says no, he's just annoying (and soon to be single). If he forces the sex upon her, it's rape. It seems a majority of FML commenters over-use the word "rape" and don't know what the **** it really is.
Easyaccess 0
oh yess it is....lol
afdude87 6
3 must have a low sex drive too. matchmaker!