Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
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Top comments
fmlisforlols 0
He is going overboard, but relationships won't work if the sex isn't there for both.
xeldawyn 14
Why were you reading his diary?
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Comments (101)
Easyaccess 0
fail.... guys don't keep diaries
Dirk667 0
Do it..all the time. Feels good. Why not
Miss_Random 0
He doesn't sound very mature. Maybe he is the reason for your low sex drive? And if he is, then other areas in the relationship must be lacking. Examine your relationship and if you find sex isn't the only thing lacking then you should concider parting ways. Some people just aren't compatable. If you want to first try to amp things up, that's great. Just don't change into someone you are not comfortable being just to please him.
missy1228 2
ur bf has a diary I find this wierd
idaniellex33 0
does anyone else find that the fact that her boyfriend has a diary is a little weird...? herein lies the problem.
Alekyork 0
Ydi for reading his diary.
MuffyStJacques 0
Hell, I'd be cranky too if I were him. YDI.
MuffyStJacques 0
I disagree. Sex is apart of bonding and has it's wonderful benefits. Either that or I'm a sex addict.
dudeitsdanny 10
Doogie Howser kept a diary on his computer. And you'll be damned to find a manlier man than Neil Patrick Harris.
dudeitsdanny 10
Oh, I was simply giving an example of someone who kept a diary. Doogie was the shit. If a diary's good enough for him, then a diary's good enough for everyone else.