Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fundraiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in four weeks, she said, "Oh I can't wait!" Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
Today, as a waitress I served someone who was hoping their food would come back faster than expected. I replied, “Fingers crossed!” just for the person to show me they had no hands. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML
Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML
Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML
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Top comments
dumpweedx 0
That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O
kika_fml 0
I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.
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Comments (98)
jaybirdka 0
OK. That was ******* funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not2farWAY2close 0
wow, what a bitch you are...and what if she doesn't make it.. wont you feel like a dick!
mastershake 0
hahahaha thats hilarious wtf is wrong with yall that said the op is cruel and shit? he didnt MEAN it that way you retards
meddude 0
hahaha oh my god i can't stop laughing!! this one wins for the day.
Silhouette_fml 0
Wow, that's messed up... how can you say something like that to an old person?
Ravemaster7 0
This was stupid and not worth being on the site. Oh no! I might have offended someone so old she's come to accept death! How tragic and funny! NOT.
nonayyme 0
this shouldn't even be on FML. it's not even that bad.
troop4five 0
"Today a little girl told me I would die in 4 weeks FML"
JohnSly21 0
This is the problem with America...no respect for anyones elders...
dinosareawesome 0
Rofl at #48. And wtf. You don't just say things like THAT while "not thinking". You're stupid -.-