Today, I was selling cookie dough for a fundraiser at an old folks home. One lady ordered a box and told me that she loved cookie dough. I told her it'd be here in four weeks, she said, "Oh I can't wait!" Not really thinking, as I left I said, "I hope you can make it till then!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
Today, as a waitress I served someone who was hoping their food would come back faster than expected. I replied, “Fingers crossed!” just for the person to show me they had no hands. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML
Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML
Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filled with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just died, this is for after the funeral. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML
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Top comments
dumpweedx 0
That's horrible. :/ PS - why does an order of cookie dough take 4 weeks? o_O
kika_fml 0
I don't really get how this is a FML. It just sounds like you're an insensitive jerk.
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Comments (98)
ladedum 0
HAHAHAHAHAH thnx #11. i mean, i knew that expression, but for some reason that didn't even cross my mind. i js thought the OP js blurted it out out of nervousness or thoughtlessness or whatever. now that i understand that, its even funnier.
twiles 0
YES, THANK YOU #11. And maybe the OP should have thought a little bit harder before saying that but he/she obviously didn't mean it in the way that you've all been interpreting. So stop with the insulting comments please.
Rockyio 0
lol..could have been worse.. your could have said "Let's hope your not a pile of cookie dough by then eh?" but hilarious none the less lol
rukusrazor 0
And if she doesn't?..... Can anyone claim this box of cookie dough?
castnerinho 0
hahahahhahahahha
morgan_5230 0
lmao! I'm in class and I can't stop laughing, but it's mainly from reading these comments!
Jaxro 6
Cookie Dough is the shit, screw making cookies... the dough itself is better than any cookie you could possibly make with it.
lolwhat_fml 0
RL-LOL @ # 33 =D but, does the OP have torretes? You shouldnt blurt things out like that =/
GloomySkyz 0
AHAH, THAT MADE MY DAY.
chelseybuns 0
Wow. Learn to shut your mouth.