Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfied, I said "Well, you're too late for that." My ex looked at me with irritation and said "I'm talking to him!" and gestured to my boyfriend. They'd been "best friends" since middle school. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
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shananigans 0
Today, my ex-girlfriend who I still have feelings for sent me a text saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." I take a bunch of roses over to her house, only to find that her boyfriend has the same name as me. She texted the wrong guy. FML.
cndrow 0
Why did you have the ex's #...? Poor guy. Do him a favour and double check your messages, especially if you know you have two people with the same name in there..
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Comments (106)
sabrinandp 0
I feel so sorry for your ex, that's horrible! D:
danielleeee 0
aw i feel so bad for both of you :(
lakeylove 0
poor guy how did u tell him?
baydestrian_girl 0
FHL for sureeeee
Lounia_fml 8
I don't get #10 & #16.. #10, delete WHAT? #16, it was an accident, nobody's perfect??
blahblahblah43 0
thats terrible
easylazy 0
Is it "John Smith" by any chance?
iAteUrCookie 0
I feel bad for him o.0
Stephai 0
Poor guy.
LittleKandiRaver 0
Awww! I feel so bad for him D:
lovelydefiance89 0
I have almost made the same mistake before. 2 justin's in a row. oops