Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0
Oh my god, he dropped his shovel!
Anteezy 7
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Comments (82)
Srip 0
wow, that sucks... I hope he came over to help you up after ;)
cdilink 0
never
bloodmonk115 3
today I saw someone trip and fall into their bushes and laughed so hard I dropped my shovel
Shainax3 0
lmfaooo I wuld of done the same it's hilarious but yea ur life sucks "fYL" dude!!!
dudeitsdanny 10
Maybe thats his/her name. Not his/her fault theyre not as creative as you were when you named your anus "insert cucumber here" Or is that a sign and not a nametag? Either way, you have something stuck up there.
Valter 0
he was laughing at your lack of coordination.
effedupfml 5
Lol the funniest part is how the OP puts so much emphasis on about the guy itself
tweetbaby14 18
I think he likes you
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Where's the fml? Now you have an opening to strike conversation. ;) With luck and if he's a gentleman, he might even have pulled you out of the bushes. XD
jujujube 0
is the shovel okay
jamieboy11 0
lol
mzhonesty 0
You should have laughed along with him. It would have made you seem like you had a sense of humor.