Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, during a brutal two and half hour dental procedure, the dentist kept saying my gums were inflamed, and bleeding a lot. The clichéd "You need to floss more!" tirade. After she was done, my gums were purple, bruised, and had a visible cut on them. But sure, the bleeding was from me not flossing enough. FML
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Uconnrunner 0
You should probably sue that bitch
babble 0
I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.
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sincerelysarah 0
WTF! pimpslap that hoe!
Jaxro 6
I had sorta the same thing happen when I was getting my hair cut, as the hairdresser was clipping around my ear, she clipped it.... twice.
rockintothebeat 0
i cringed when i read this.
Calaura9 0
That's when I would have punched her in the face and told her it was an accident because I had just gotten fake knuckles. Then I'd try again.
gilmore_girl 0
that was always my BIGGEST fear when I went to the orthodontist.
CantusVulpis 12
Mine too! Every time I saw them pick up those particular clippers, I would clench my fists and curl my toes, I was so scared they would miss!!!!
save_me_08 0
Can dentist have stuff like that? Isn't that like...not hygienic... Cus i can't imagine them being that much in the way if she was wearing gloves...and if she wasn't that's extra gross
shannon.elizabeth 13
she shouldn't have been allowed them, you're not allowed rings in case they rip your gloves same with nails that are too long. obviously that office didn't care bc they hired that dumb bitch
fmlmymiddlename 0
ii feeelll youuurr paaaiinnnnn
darkmis1 18
Dude I'd seriously sue-she couldve really hurt u and even sent u 2 the er. Find a lawyer!
kate_sterrrr 0
dayum SUE her ass
kbtoys 2
Wow. I'm sorry, but in a job where you're ******* around with someone's teeth, you should not be getting ******* acrylics if you're "not used to them." That's totally unprofessional and just... ouch, man. Ouch. Punch that bitch in the back of the head!
red_wings 0
I hope you bit her! I would have