Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
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Top comments
Unre4l 0
Karma's a bitch...
Sone_fml 0
Haha you totally deserved that. I agree with #1
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Comments (94)
audiogasmic 0
AHAHHAHAHA. Stupid ass that's what you get.
snapperturtle 0
Watch the road asshole.
MonkeySpeaks 4
I hate rubber neckers. You're the reason traffic gets backed up 20 minutes when there is a fender bender on the side of a highway. Although i guess after this stunt you aren't driving much anymore now are ya
sheetinmyarse 0
You're an asshole.
kayronjm 0
Hahahahahahahaha. You deserved it though! :P
JackTheRipper_fml 0
good job you made the pigs daily quota.
sugarcakebomb 0
deserved it, idiot.
Reasonable_man 0
Agreed with #35 YDI for rubber necking.
birds_fml 7
Oh man, did you ever deserve that.
JessKayy 0
deserved that. Karma's a bitch.