Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML
Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML
Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, while bringing my baby an early-morning bottle, I tripped over a ball and fell into the glass coffee table, smashing it and cutting myself pretty badly. My husband slept through the whole thing, but the neighbors came by to tell me to keep it down. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
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Top comments
YourBatteryIsLow 8
Wow... Today is really not your day.
Welshite 40
You should learn to crawl before you walk.
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Comments (99)
autinyork 6
The way you said you smacked your face ahahaha. I'm sorry OP though :(
Gittoh 21
might have lighten up the mood at a boring baby shower!
volkener12 1
"No need to pay for entertainment ladies" funny stuff
sunnyray812 42
It's obvious your feet are planning your death.
PrincessCastiel 27
Maybe someday the baby can teach you to walk
tomwantssnow 14
Or maybe they could try to learn together
gracehi 33
And this is why men shouldn't go to baby showers. They get cursed by the klutz gods.
sourgirl101 29
But why not? I like that there are now Co-Ed Baby Showers. Both mine were! It's also the Dad's baby and why not have his male friends invited too? My husband (secretly) loves tagging along to them and always volunteers to play the games. He's a pro at blindfold baby food tester. (:
gracehi 33
Traditionally men don't attend baby showers. I realize not everyone follows tradition. It was a joke.
MixedGurl97 10
I hope you're not clumsy when the baby comes..
soullyfe 33
Well, since he went 'went to a baby shower with my wife' and 'walked into their door', I'm going to assume they are not the ones expecting a child.
Jeisler 11
Wouldn't you have noticed the cold if the door were open?
LinkandSaria 10
It doesn't get cold everywhere.
jagged_glory 12
Third times the charm?
clemsi 20
He might not survive the third time.
marcusadam21 2
Wonder who felt worse. You or your wife?