urbantrashcan
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Dental practice
Today, my dentist and his hygienist were flirting while they worked on my mouth. I didn't really mind, however I definitely minded when the hygienist pierced my gum with her tool because she was laughing at one of his jokes. FML
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christophbak 14
Can't you file a complaint for that or anything? Atleast tell them to act professional
Jnastayy 13
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
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Comments (49)
ohSNAPyall 27
Bite her!
dcea 17
I laughed so hard at this comment
christophbak 14
Can't you file a complaint for that or anything? Atleast tell them to act professional
vikky538 29
One really can't at that moment because they have the tools and OP's mouth is wide ope
Jnastayy 13
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
gogo44444 28
You deserve a plaque for best comment of the year
summer4me 25
Sounds like she needs to start focusing on her job because those jokes aren't going to pay her bills
TacoLover1 5
Unless she marries him and he takes charge of the bills
MedChew 19
That's une-teeth-cal and m-orally wrong. I hope you had the gum-ption to file a complaint and then say 'tartar' forever. First attempt at punning.
igive 29
And let it be the last!
ohSNAPyall 27
Keep it up! You haven't begun to make a dentin all the puns you'll say.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You tried. Failed, but tried. Just brush it off OP. There's always tomorrow.
ohSNAPyall 27
Nah, more puns! Grit your teeth and keep trying.
aimbug 42
Overkill
MedChew 19
Ripping my first try like that! You Enamels!
theplaguedkitten 5
im pretty sure thats like a lawsuit waiting to happen... theu get paid so much to be professionals. should wait until after work for flirting
bmhampt91 18
Sweet lord how long did it take for you to stop bleeding? They better have offered you something better than a sticker for that one.
chinaski7628 32
Stickers are pretty awesome, but I think OP at least deserves a free toothbrush.
WolfAvenge 22
I hope to God they didn't then tell her "if you flossed you wouldn't be bleeding".
leogachi 15
Complain to the proper agency about their behavior. Don't let them just sweep this under the rug. Today, you have a hole in your gum. Tomorrow, another guy gets a drill straight through to the bone, maybe worse.
BlockOfRedStone 25
Just out of curiosity, who WOULD be the "proper agency"? As an inexperienced teenager I'm curious who I actually would report this to should a similar situation occur to me.
Setareh23 34
Depends where you live, but there is usually an association for dentistry. Like ADA for the USA and CDA + CDHA for Canada.
Rkikkas9713 25
Did you by chance need to go to the dentist because of you biting your spoon?
zaise_chsa 19
Referring to other FMLs for the win
ezrajab 22
Ouch! Tell them to do their business on their OWN time