urbantrashcan
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Dental practice
Today, my dentist and his hygienist were flirting while they worked on my mouth. I didn't really mind, however I definitely minded when the hygienist pierced my gum with her tool because she was laughing at one of his jokes. FML
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christophbak 14
Can't you file a complaint for that or anything? Atleast tell them to act professional
Jnastayy 13
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
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Comments (49)
tigerzroze 16
You should put in a complaint. I think both of them should have been much more focused on your teeth, instead of flirting.
Glynnis62 13
Oh. My. God. I'd be flippin s***
lexiieeex3 32
Well looks like you got that doctor's visit for free
Twigman8 15
Did they tell you your gums are only bleeding because you aren't flossing?
jtfrisch 22
They probably laughed about that later that night, before they had sex.
urbantrashcan 18
Haha no, I'm not gonna file a lawsuit it was just a little pinch in the tongue, nothing to fret over. I did accidentally bite down on her finger in shock so I guess we're even.
AgentSkyeBarnes 16
Well at least you bit her. Personally I would have filed a complaint, but I hate going to the dentist so much already that it just would have pushed me over the edge
BlueHorizons 8
Oh you have my sympathizes. In my opinion time spent in the dentist's chair is basically torture with benefits. All the worse that you ended up getting stabbed in the gum by a pointy metal instrument due to an errant giggle. I cringed just reading your post.
thatonetribute 31
Sue.
MD9 19
you have to sue her
thejzabs 25
You aren't bleeding because she stabbed you, you're bleeding because you didn't floss!