Today, my sister made serious plans to move to another country to be closer to the married man she's having an affair with. She thinks this will force him to leave his family. I know who will have to listen to her whining when she is sitting all alone in a different country. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Today, I found out that if my husband and I move to another country to live, then his mom and sister will live with us too. I'm already living with them because of societal traditions. I like them and everything, but I really need some privacy. FML
Today, my husband wants to move to a different country, but I'm extremely happy and comfortable where I am. To be clear, he wants me to move abroad, while he stays back home. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore, and that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML
Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
You cannot “fix” your friends or relatives no matter how stupid a decision they make.
tounces7 28
Not you if you just don't pick up the phone.
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Chazzster 32
You cannot “fix” your friends or relatives no matter how stupid a decision they make.
tounces7 28
Not you if you just don't pick up the phone.
sirrubberduckie 37
Just tell her that it's a bad idea, she's free to do what she wants, but when it turns out badly, you won't be sympathetic and won't want to hear about it. And, in fact, you can tell her the whole situation isn't something you want to discuss because it makes you uncomfortable. It's going to be a rough time for everyone involved for a while, though.
mccuish 25
I’d be the one who ignores it and let’s her ruin her life
Hangryko 32
A thought: Don't take her calls or block her altogether.