Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, I almost got fired from my job because I was caught "sleeping" during a virtual meeting. I wasn't asleep; I was on mute, and my internet froze while I was mid-yawn. It took a while for my boss to grapple with and understand the concept, but still… FML
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Top comments
jennaleighhh 0
why were you sleeping at a "very important meeting"? you silly, silly person.
Saluton 18
Well, Bruce Wayne slept at meetings too.
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Comments (50)
cwl727 33
Shouldn't have been sleeping.
kimb0slice15 11
That stinks
mattyiscool123 26
Whoopsie daisies
tin_cup 27
I wish I could have seen that!
Mahtari 19
They bloom starting in the south and move upward from there until about June. You can probably still catch them up north. Here in Tokyo they're long gone, though. As for the allergies, hay fever smacks people really hard here, which is the main reason you see everyone wearing masks. I suggest investing in a few yourself.
Speedy1979 13
That's tough sorry
snarkytruth 37
Mother Nature can be a bitch. She is never dependable. There is the always cheaper to visit cherry trees in Washington D.C. Just bring some allergy meds. Till then enjoy Japan it's more than sakura. (Although it was always my fav season while I lived there)
iiSpitMarbles 16
YDI, should have gone a little earlier.
soulreaper12296 28
At least there's plenty of other stuff to do in Japan. Sure it sucks that you didn't get to see them, but you still have the chance to not make it a complete waste of a trip.
randybryant799 21
How could you possibly fall asleep ?