Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I apparently fell asleep during a work Zoom meeting. I awoke to no meeting on my screen and an e-mail from my boss saying I was terminated, and to do something about my "sleep apnea." FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was talking to a customer and I actually fell asleep for a couple of seconds. I can honestly say she wouldn't stop talking and didn't even notice me snoring. FML
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, I almost got fired from my job because I was caught "sleeping" during a virtual meeting. I wasn't asleep; I was on mute, and my internet froze while I was mid-yawn. It took a while for my boss to grapple with and understand the concept, but still… FML
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Top comments
jennaleighhh 0
why were you sleeping at a "very important meeting"? you silly, silly person.
Saluton 18
Well, Bruce Wayne slept at meetings too.
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Comments (50)
DLT_17 0
caught redhanded. Maybe you could just cover up and say that the business was exciting to you. works every time ;)
Kreb 4
I can only imagine how funny that must have been haha
Wersome 13
And why were customers at a meeting?
teentee401 37
It was probably a meeting with customers...
penflower 0
fail.
robdoggstge 0
har har har you made my day
kimmipanda 5
important meeting?hah
Fentown_fml 4
Good place for a nap.
Babylon_Souljuh 0
The worker finally leaves the OP has peace and quiet so he can finally sleep 5 minutes and the alarm clock rings.. Get it now?
ersa1802 0
what were you doing the night before?! I'm sure you all laughed it off? :)
ersa1802 0
sorry, I replied to number 1 for no reason.