Today, no matter what I do, Facebook won't stop showing me pitbulls on my feed. I've been nearly killed by one a dozen times in completely unprovoked attacks, even ones owned by perfectly good people, so it triggers a panic response whenever I see one. Take your ugly murder beasts somewhere else, for fuck's sake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went for a walk. I was repeatedly barked at, and almost attacked, by nearly a dozen dogs. I have cynophobia from being nearly killed by violent untrained dogs on several occasions, so just hearing a dog bark gives me severe heart palpitations. I'm not kidding when I say I almost had a heart attack. FML
Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She looked at me like I was Satan and went on a rant about how dogs are "born evil" and will always maul someone given the chance. I still have the marks from when one of her psycho cats sliced open my arm last month. FML
Today, I woke up and got out of my room to find two pit bulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Today, it was my next-door neighbor's birthday. Over the past year, his pitbull has attacked my stepdad several times and put some stiches on me. Lucky for us, the dog was finally put down. For his birthday my neighbor got a new, bigger, pitbull. FML
Today, I realized that every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involves gym memberships and diet pills. FML
Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML
Today, my school brought in therapy dogs to help with stress. I was attacked by one of them. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML
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Thaylok 17
I question the dozens of nearly dying. Yes I believe you could have been attacked once and it is very traumatizing. How many hospital trips did you make? 24? 36? those are dozens. Anyone I k ow who has been traumatized usually doesn't have it happen a 2nd time.
Hangryko 32
Report the ads. If it doesn't stop, stay off FB for a while.
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boilerdude 4
Dogs know shitty people.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
"I've been nearly killed by one a dozen times in completely unprovoked attacks, " No you haven't. If you've been savaged by animals a dozen times -- *any* animals -- then you're definitely doing something to create that situation. More likely, this hasn't happened and you're grossly exaggerating.