j1hill33
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Culture wars
Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML
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ryanst 7
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
takeapieandrun 9
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.
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IamVexatious 0
first!
IamVexatious 0
now i watch my comment sink into the hell....
fckdupzf 0
I bet u will:p
RandomBlackMan 0
damn dawg
alazae 0
Lmfao :3
denbeste 3
redneck dad is redneck!
seanders 10
The only real estate where the beach comes to you.:)
EffTrae 0
just get Daddy a globe for Christmas.
mlebethbear 0
your really smart! B's are good to me:))
lcecreamNSadness 2
Supposedly, this earthquake, Tokyo DID Drift!
garrettsgirl 0
maybe op should get their dad a map of the world or send him back to school
RandomBlackMan 0
did my comment get thumbed down cause I'm black?
hombrepollo 0
tokyo's not in china!?!?! pshhh. next ur gonna tell me Miami isn't the capital of Florida
Denikk 0
Lol my dad does that too... even though my grades are 16 times better than his were he's always like "you're gonna be a grave digger because you got a B on maths" after I have great results in school...
BaconDave 12
Teach the dad a lesson. He should know that Tokyo is Korea.
kaoriblossom 8
What the hell are you talking about? TOKYO'S IN CANADA, BITCHES!!
ImFrackinBored 13
....Sounds like my parents... xD
Yousuck24 21
He probably thinks Sweden and Switzerland are the same country.
wtvr 2
most of the americans do, and some mistake austria for australia. im used to it by now.
jerilyn333a 0
3rd
takeapieandrun 9
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.
YacL 15
Isn't it supposed to be the kids who are the ignorant ones? And people say that the new generation fails when really, it's most of humanity that is failing.
lcecreamNSadness 2
So, can we assume that the apple fell close to the tree?
Iamnotmyself 17
Why are we judging this man on one error? What if he was a scientist or engineer and he doesn't give a damn about geography?
fawfulster 11
What if this is basic geography you SHOULD'VE learned in elementary school. Sometimes people don't pay attention or forget, but forgetting the CAPITAL CITY of a country?! I could spare that if it's Sierra Leonne, Togo, Angola, New Zealand, Moldova, Azerbaijan, Armenia or Belize. Obscure countries that get rarely talked about. BUT JAPAN?!
Iamnotmyself 17
why do the other countries not matter? And come on he probably was given wrong information and he stuck with it.
katiekatie412 4
Oh, Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these ---> ( . )( . )
idontcare8l 3
now a days we are smarter than are parents or atleast getting close to it
Rowdey 10
179 - Obviously you aren't..
daniel1991 0
dam a B that sucks
surferchick96 0
oops. mah bad then O.o
1215116a 14
5 you get a D for: No capitalization. Spelling 'Damn' as 'Dam'. Incorrect using of the word 'Dam'. No punctuation.
t765234 10
35- use of the word, not using.
flossybaben 0
35 you just got owned by 38 ha so funny
1215116a 14
38, Clever my man, clever. I admit to defeat in being owned while owning someone, so I give you credit for turning this posted comment into a posted comment full of win.
flossybaben 0
and you would get an A+ for being annoying.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Get C's more often, keep his expectations low. That way when you get a B he'll shit himself.
flossybaben 0
49- how smart, you legend
1215116a 14
47, an A+ is an A+.
1215116a 14
47, an A+ is an A+.
flossybaben 0
35- ahh too-shay
soulfulemo 0
54- ..now what the hell is "too-Shay" ? I believe you mean touché.
flossybaben 0
no I mean too Shay, I rule my own world bitches
WallyTheWombat 0
49, I actually did that during middle school, then in high school I started taking AP classes and getting As. My parents were all :O
TiaPDX 3
Actually, you're both wrong. Try "usage". Heheh :P
soulfulemo 0
66- the way I rule my world is better, atleast people understand what I say. ;) thought I don't get it, I'm called crazy, for having my own rules... and they say it likes it's a bad thing
waswashere 0
to all grammar Nazis who have no life but to correct people who make spelling mistakes on the Internet, **** you... that is all
waswashere 0
......I'm talking to you @julielee509
1215116a 14
To all the trolls with no life other than to go trashing on people (yeah you @waswashere) shut up. I was just being ironic, that's the first time I've corrected someone before. Try saying something we care about. :)
flossybaben 0
99- yeah but I didn't ask people to understand me, so meh
flamegrilled123 3
hypocritical dad is hypocritical
volley4eva1698 0
i thought jokes were supposed to be funny
soulfulemo 0
..no....just no..
commietaco 0
this joke is such garbage that it releases C.F.Cs into the atmosphere.
omgcookeys 15
they must be Asian. :) no racism people, I'm Asian too and my dad expects all a's.
Ghostkiller12345 9
you know you just missed a great opportunity to shut the hell up
Artz94_fml 16
Hey look ! there's a bee on it ! ahaha
Utdforlife 4
Go kill yourself douche. No one cares.
nunsrtight69 0
they all have squinty eyes. same thing
nunsrtight69 0
they all have squinty eyes. same thing
lcecreamNSadness 2
We all have eyes.Same thing? Though I would prefer NOT having any sort of similarity with you.
Ghostkiller12345 9
ha..haha...hahaha... *HUGE LOAD OF SARCASM*
Pawned71 0
more like F his life cuz he is outa hi skool and dosent know much
flossybaben 0
by the looks of your spelling I don't think you ever went to school.
nikChick447 6
i thought tokoyo was in china till i read this....
limegreenninja17 0
I think he plays favorites
fckdupzf 0
lol..next time u get a 'b' remind him this episode
Sudi 3
But the dad being bad at geography does not mean he doesn't want his daughter to do well in school
OneBigMessUp 5
Oh dear! :L Maybe you should teach him a few things.
317theterrible 0
Hve him take one of your tests, then yell at him when he scores lower.
317theterrible 0
*Have
OneBigMessUp 5
Good idea :)
J1hill33 12
I'll try it
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Pfttt thumbs up for 'Oh Dear!' Lmfao!