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Culture wars

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

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Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.

takeapieandrun 9

Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.

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your dad doesn't sound all that smart. every one knows tokyo is in germany

nice till o bitties

if i got a B my parents would be proud

KiddyMoo 0

you are a stupid ole chap... you must eat your sticks and nuts... if you know what I mean ;);););););)

KiddyMoo 0

nb are you mentally challenged? a b is so bad I wipe my butt with it then shove it in your esophagus.

edwardRookwood 0

Tokyo is a city located on my left nutsac so be careful not to squish the little japs

utvols11 0

Im guessing its not in china.. japan maybe.. idk.. who cares?

WWEnerd420 2

Actually, Tokyo is a part of China at the moment. Japan had a 100 year lease on it and that ended a few years ago

marit1997 4

goddayum show him on a map