j1hill33
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Culture wars
Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML
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ryanst 7
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
takeapieandrun 9
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.
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itswhateveridk 0
oh shit dude your dad is stupid... tell him a "B" is higher than an "A"...he sound idiotic enough to believe you.
katiekatie412 4
Oh, Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these ---> ( . )( . )
shamille 5
If Tokyo were in China it'd be called Dongjing.
squishy01 0
I know how you feel. I get grounded if I get anything worse then an A-, and no, I'm not Asian.
rwq891 4
he's your father. if he says Tokoyo is in China then that's where it is.
hatesboners 0
he just wants you to do well cause he knows he's a retard
JawDropJuliaxD 0
wait. tokyo isn't in china … ?
you_guys_r_fails 0
I thought It was.
dkent6251 0
well now next time he yells "why the **** is there a B on this report card?!?!?" you can say "why the **** is tokyo in china!??!!"
aldinaaa 0
wait, Tokyo isn't in China? .. . ;-)