Today, I went to a coworker's wedding. Instead of getting to celebrate their marriage, we spent most of the service being lectured by the priest on how women are a freak by-product of "God's masterpiece design" and are the cause of all the world's problems. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML
Today, stressed to the point of breakdown over my impending daughter's birth, I went to a small church. After a long talk with the pastor, I finally began to feel some calm and peace. Too bad my wife flipped out, accused me of wanting to make her a "handmaid" and made me sleep on the couch. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancé told a priest on the bus to fuck off, because he was annoying her with all his God talk. She didn’t know the priest had been our family's priest for the past 40 years, the guy we were supposed to talk to about our wedding next year. Guess that’s not happening now. FML
Today, my stepmom aired her opinions on how marriage and children are just shackles placed on women by men to keep them miserable, downtrodden, under control, and borderline suicidal. She made this speech during my wedding reception. Oh and I’m 4 months pregnant as well. FML
Today, my husband made an elaborate heartfelt speech to a female colleague regarding her job promotion during her celebration dinner that had everyone in tears. During our wedding, he insisted on not do wedding vows because he “doesn’t like all that emotional shit.” FML
Today, my father lectured me on the “sanctity of marriage” while his third wife bawled in the corner. I'm just gay, not a raging cunt. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, my dad got married to a woman who's an atheist and makes fun of me for being a devout Christian. FML
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JustForRetorts 13
I wonder it he's the kind that prefers little boys...?
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
He's probably been single for too long..
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Comments (61)
Fritterzz 13
If that's true they are the best freak by-product ever created.
njgohard 16
If it wasn't for a woman, that priest wouldn't be alive.
AoC15 10
It's obvious he's a priest that likes choir boys
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
And yet plenty of women still believe in gawd. If that's not proof the bible was written by uneducated goat farmers, I don't know what is
Ipsum629 13
women are equal in every way to men except for one chromosome. if they are they bad then so are men.
slipstreak 10
I actually just spit out my drink.
conman531 23
Wow As a guy, I believe women are superior to men.
Starponer 7
a woman is like the second best thing god has ever made. the best thing god made was ding dongs for guys because without those...... well a woman would never be happy.
conman531 23
No, women can be self sufficient in that field, too
mageepaigeee44 15
Actually vibrators feel amazing. Better than ding dongs in my opinion.
Saraishi 25
What a professional! Misogynist much? F the lives of everyone who had to listen to it.
abekj52 9
The priear wasnt wrong. and, why would you celebrate during the service? thats what the reception is for.
Saraj07 18
Since it's men who have always run the world I'd say he got that backwards. Also if he wants to feel that way then fine, but maybe don't talk about it in wedding days when people are supposed to be celebrating and that's kind of a provacative subject.