Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
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ThatFml 5
The reaction the guys face must have been priceless
zingline89 18
You're on the right track
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Comments (80)
DontClickOnMe 28
I wonder if he helped you up or waited for you to do something else.. I hope he helped you up, though.
bertman21 5
Why does the girl never trip into my crotch? Lucky old bastard. Jk it would be just as awkward for him as you
deviable 9
Because a skull hurtling into your crotch at top speed is probably the last thing you want.
bertman21 5
That is so true
eddeeezzyy 19
Just had a thought, but what if that was how a future couple met?
maybeBabe 8
Thats bad luck for you, and the old guy probably had the time of his life!
idontknowyou123 0
Say what you will, you just made his day
eltapatio16 5
Well, did you apologize to the man?
yahoowizard 16
Naw, rather, he thanked her and handed her a twenty
grrrrmetigers 0
crotch yah.
LuckyTroll 6
Lol
Techtacular 0
That's what you get for dickin' around.
Llama_Face89 34
Not really sure how the old guy would enjoy that...I sure as hell wouldn't enjoy a headbutt to the balls...
coffee_man900 16
Same thing happened to me in College, except I'm a guy and I landed on the laps of 3 hairdressing students. I was considered quite good looking in those days but that didn't help me that day. They didn't like the extended amount of time it took for me to get back to my feet either. :)