Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML
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Top comments
jaxsk 0
Wow, you're a creep...
teek_fml 0
You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.
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Comments (484)
I_am_stupid_also 6
So why didn't he invite you in for a quickie? He must be gay, or you're ugly.
LauraAurora 0
Just because a guy doesn't want to **** every girl that walks by him doesn't make him gay. Plus she's 14, he's 21. That's illegal, buddy.
poongie 0
How do you know how old OP is?
LauraAurora 0
I saw the comments that the OP posted trying to defend herself. Her screen name is dtrtdrgdh by the way.
MessyPaint 0
I wanna agree with people and say this is creepy, but more likely than not I would just walk over to the door and shut it, secretly flattered. Telling the parents was just mean.
Da_Gov 0
you totally deserve it you perv, don't expect any simpathy from anyone!
RhymePrime 7
It's spelled "Sympathy" ŊδδЪ
IGoRawrrx3 0
YDI for watching someone change.. Perv..
alexgisforme3 0
thats not creepy at all...id do the same thing. you go gurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophia93 0
haha lmao
deaditegirl 0
You *are* a freak. Most girls would be incredibly pissed off if a guy watched them change without their consent- how is it ok if you do the same to them? YDI.
FarSide 23
He is a ******. Don't let it bother you. If I was your dad, I would be happy just to know my daughter was not gay.
esklstar 0
idk what to call it lol... the door was open... hes hott!! haha dont listen to these other losers there just jelous they didnt see it!! HAHA!!
DameGreyWulf 1
Why would we be jealous when we're on the Internet? In other words... when we can easily just find real ****. Nothing to be jealous of here, just disgusted by.
star_ver 0
Spoken like a true retard.
Starchild21 3
i hope u find a way to either detard us or find an untard. seriously ur sayin bein disgusted by the op is retarded? wow awkward turtle for u
FarSide 23
Another femi-nazi heard from.