Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
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cldkckr 0
Uh, if you see someone outside waiting for you like that then you shouldn't walk to your car. Turn around, go back into where there are people, and call security. Once he knows what your car looks like, he can follow you home, which poses a whole other set of dangers.
randomdude1234 0
Creeper!
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Comments (78)
caramelize 0
CREEPER!!
sleepreader 0
OH MY GOD! i love communitychannel. I kinda love you too. r;
xoerica9 0
LMAO! I love Nat's videos
Chibineko223 0
Lol same!
_THE_MASTER_ 0
creep-tacular. definitely a bad idea to have walked to your car though, with him right there and all...once he's got your plate number he can pretty much track you down as well as he'd like. my advice is if you see him in your neighborhood, even once, call the cops. that isn't a chance encounter.
mccaincracker 6
YDI for twitching you druggie
aback 5
OMG, you might be right. I've had eye-twitches before, but never strong enough to make me wink. If the OP's a tweaker, she's got bigger problems than creepy guys in the parking lot.
expawn 0
peanut butter and crack sandwich
iGreen_Day 0
Man, I hate it when my face twiches but at least that's never happened to me!
Captain_Jello 0
Creepo alert!
jessicadawg 0
What a weirdo! ... Was he at least cute? Lmao.
iFruit 0
Teleport to your house and pick up your car tomorrow! Duhh...
glassisass 0
stupid runescape freak
22jrdn55 15
runescape?
Moltenroks 0
It's an online game. @#27 Couldn't you be considered a Runescape freak for immediatly making that connection? I didn't even realize it could be connected until you brought it up. @ OP It's not really something to post an FML over. Just talk to him and clear it up.
noodlez222 0
wtf does that shitty game have to do with his post?
twitchy315 0
ok... runescape sucks lol
BrEnNo1023 5
runescape IS sucks. but teleporting to and from work does sound like an interesting concept. think of the environmental benefits.. no public transport, no need for cars. of course, we could still keep cars for entertainment purposes. racing and long country road drives and stuff like that. but anyway, this is a person who isn't quite stable in the head (not ME, i'm talking about the creepy guy in this FML), the assumptions that he makes from a simple wink are waaaaaay way past sane levels. damn it, he probably wants to put you down a well and make you rub lotion on your skin.... maybe bring pepper spray to work in future.. and maybe a few energy drinks if you're tired.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
Did you at least make it worth his two-hour wait?
darkmis1 18
creeper!
hk_fml 9
Ahh. I hate when my eyelid twitches, it's been twitching for like three days straight now. So irritating. I hope that's the last time you ever see that freak =/
allmidnighteyes 11
It's probably the last time she'll see him, but it's probably not the last time he'll see her... ಠ_ಠ
Puolukka 4
lol...my eye does it too sometimes and now I'm glad no one ever mistook it for winking