Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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Comments (173)
paramor3 23
Ha ha, now that's funny...I don't care who you are!! (apply Larry the Cable Guy accent)
Quagmire_ladies 9
I like the way..I say I say.I like the way she thinks! I too am fond..I say..fond of a nice chicken to be eaten....now waitttt a minute..
jamie72596 9
Awww...well it's the thought that counts! :)
GreenMuzz 0
You shouldnt be having kids out of wedlock.
SorrowFull 8
turn you back and run, either run or end up in a skillet when it feeds again
rezzel 0
happy wife happy life
MalaInsane_11 0
can't be mad at her. chicken wings taste way better than flowers any day. lol!
chevygirl2004 0
Yup she's definitely prego. don't take offense, its the hormones talking!
creedaddict 9
she's right
juicyfunk 7
wow what a bitch
djmacncheeze 6
you try carrying a child for nine months, and throwing up every morning!
steelersfan3250 0
u got that right