Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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Comments (173)
LilSideTwerk 0
well. she is pregnant but she couldve been a Little nicer :)
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
when my mom was pregnant it was total hell, I feel bad for you because all preggies are assholes
bloodycherries_fml 3
come on man... callin ur wife an asshole?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Actually he called his mom one.
bloodycherries_fml 3
nice of u but u should noe better since u R married to her. maybe read some books?
Penney747 0
what a fat bitch
djmacncheeze 6
thats just plain mean!
proudmom2011 0
its a pregnant thing we get hungry. lol but not many men do that anyways props to you=)
ashlyn88 0
hey, she's preggers. ya never know what's gonna happen :p
ItCldBeWorse 1
Haha hopefully her due date is close.
Denzel865 0
you just gotta be like this I'd rather look at these bouquet of flowers then stare at your face all day...lol don't say that
Cokie_the_Clown 5
He should have got her a bouquet of chicken wings.
geraldinewheesk_fml 0
hahah pregnant ppl