Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cravings
Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML
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Hayman68 4
She is pregnant so it makes sense that she would be moody and have cravings...
Kawboy 1
just bite your tounge bro she's prego and grouchy so your best bet is to get her some damn chicken or sleep on the couch!
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Comments (173)
ujstgtpwnd73 0
she shood be glad you had the politeness to think about her and get her something nice
DeLpHe3zY 7
shouldve checked your locker first buddy.. Think of where you left the phone ydi
italianbby 11
wrong FML..
ShadowSnipe 0
wrong Fml buddy
poopdayz 6
Pregnant women do get hungry. My wife at celery out of stock when she was pregnant lol.
poopdayz 6
ate* stupid iPhone -.-
allmidnighteyes 11
She likes chicken wings over flowers? She is the perfect woman.
barlessprison 16
Get her a platter of chicken wings and decorate the platter with roses. She might appreciate the flowers more.
SirEBC 7
YDI for marrying a fat bitch.
rocketeer_97 1
Ahhhh the FML's that have to do with chicken wings. Making me hungry !
ShadowSnipe 0
that's when kinder surprise comes in ;) she will never forget a surprise like that
jackmay20 4
nigga
americaaaa 0
I'm sorry, but hahahahahaha!!