Bad Parent
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
CPS
Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML
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xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha your son is a little ****** :)
klarabellekiss 0
fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.
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Comments (95)
ydnar 5
According to Supernanny all you have to do is make your kid sit in a chair during 2 or 3 commercials then he'll do anything you say. The social worker's just doing her job the teacher needs to pull his/her head of his/her ass.
Rocker_chic_86 2
Actually, the teacher was just doing his/her job as well. Teachers are mandated reporters so if they even suspect abuse, they need to report it.
slymac 2
You didn't deserve that obviously, but the silver lining is that your son goes to a school that must really care about the students.
ramseyrutherford 2
maybe after his punishment that little punk'll actually have a reason to get the social worker involved
FarSide 23
I would expect another visit from the social worker after I stomped a mud-hole in his ass tonight.
HarrietPotter239 0
I wouldn't want pizza and ice cream anyway. I'm more of dino chicken nuggets and a giant macaron.
justthinkaboutit 2
That is messed up!!! If these kids are our future, we are SCREWED!!!!!!!!!
lacey6195 4
well that's one dramatic kid!
wuzup5771 1
how could you, you monster! depriving an obviously worthy child of the great ice cream and pizza for breakfast is un-American, and goes against the laws of life!
thehunt396 6
Now you can actually starve him and the social worker wont believe him