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Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

haha your son is a little ****** :)

fat kids gonna hate, hope things all get fixed and he learns his lesson.

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itswhateveridk 0

explain that to the worker...

y cant u just let him have that for breakfast i dont understand the big deal! its just the age probally... and he might grow out of it. :)

Your son is Eric Cartman? loI

OriginalPooh01 0

I'm on the child's side. How is pizza and icecream gonna hurt him. Just give him breakfast and say, "if you eat your breakfast then you get pizza and icecream." then by the time he finishes he wont want it anymore cause he'll be too full. YDI for being a bad parent >:D

Bludmagnus 13

Another little punk kid who gets a parent in trouble out of revenge because they see it on some stupid sitcom.... and the brainwashed masses cheer on.... That kid should have gotten more than a spanking... that is when humiliating a child is called for.

cliftongirl1022 5

YOU HEARTLESS BITCH! Jkjk

iancomings 3

hey i died of not eating that

Put him on a vegetarian diet. See how he likes that.

Wizardly01 6

Okay, give him that for a while until he gets sick and learns thats not a good breakfast.

Why wouldn't you let you kid eat pizza for breakfast?