Work: Cosplay? COSPLAY??

Cosplay? COSPLAY??

By Shoryugeki III - 07/08/2018 14:30

Today, on my way to work, I came across a road accident. I approached the victims and administered first aid, but when the paramedics arrived, they told the cops to take the "cosplayer" away. I'm the E.R. doctor of the nearby hospital. I later had to work with these S.O.B.s. FML

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John Nemeth 14

Tuesday 7 August 2018 15:11

Dammit the cosplayer broke into the ER room someone call the cops.

LadyRen 20

Tuesday 7 August 2018 14:33

What were you wearing exactly? Did you identify yourself as a doctor? More info is needed

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band_geek 18

Thursday 9 August 2018 14:38

As a cosplayer, part of me's saying that's actually pretty funny. At the same time, the fact that you do the entire ER doctor for a living, I'm taking partial offense to it as well for you at the fact they're taking you as a joke instead of asking to see if you have proper credentials or even thanking you for at least helping out.