Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
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Top comments
NeonWar__ 0
Hows about you just heat it up again and lift it off?
jesir60541 0
why didnt you just leave it on the stove?
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Comments (152)
Weedfighter 0
ydi for making schnitzel with oil
moonsigh 0
seriously?? after everything that's been done for women to be treated equally, and you start spewing shit like this. disgusting.
harmonyluffs 4
wait-u were making weinershnitzels :D?
mofran 0
hahaha he would be making shitzel ... cause he's from Germany
Kingmort35 4
Sorry to be immature bit: teehee schnitzel
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
thumbs up if you read the FML with a German accent
anon45 6
lots of uncultured dumbasses here who don't know what schnitzel is. And #141? Do you even know how to COOK schnitzel ? Explain to me, if you will, how would you make it WITHOUT oil? And number 144 what the **** does women's lib have to do with Cooking in Germany?
drummerp64 16
I think 144 was more reacting to the comments.
cecilk 29
Need to send this one to my mum. Should make her see that all my cooking accidents were not so bad after all. Maybe she will now let me in her new kitchen. After all she got the new one because of me.
42istheanswer 27
Now you can cook your eggs in the sun :)
militarybrat 21
Why wouldnt you just put it on an unused burner? YDI