Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML
Today, I made dinner for myself after a long day full of annoying family drama. I had the pan sizzling away when I went to grab some herbs from the fridge. As I turned around, I tripped on the rug, sending the entire frying pan of food flying into the air. It landed directly in front of my never-endingly hungry dogs, so I watched as my ruined dinner disappeared. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML
Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML
Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML
Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML
Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML
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Top comments
NeonWar__ 0
Hows about you just heat it up again and lift it off?
jesir60541 0
why didnt you just leave it on the stove?
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Comments (152)
kikiface 1
you people say "you" a lot
pfunk129 1
I want to see more of kikiface. agree with her, chicks know what they are doing in the kitchen.
Blahp 0
I don't.
TempestJones 0
Agree with Jesir... As for women being in the kitchen... I am a woman and I can cook, however, I also know (and am proud to day) my man is sooo much better at cooking than me! I just say those with BRAINS and common sence should be the one in the kitchen... Too many fire hazards to have Paris Hilton type in there! lols TO OP: Epic Fail dude! haha
TempestJones 0
ugh... proud to say! not day lol... stupid fingers typing too fast lol
shadaboo2014 0
lolerrrz most men are chef's anyway...has anyone thought about tht?????
TempestJones 0
you mean most chefs are men, not most men are chefs lol...
PsychoMerk 0
Just tell everyone it's abstract art :3
trainunderwater 0
Haha this is the kinda shit I like to see on here. That's hilarious.
starss 0
HaHaHaHaHa
playnejayne 0
OP, you say 'so' a lot.
jisaac09 25
DAMN...... i was soo happy when i thought snickers got rid of her picture.....
Invioletlight 0
So you're down a fry pan, how is this an FML?
Boddmon 0
I'm pretty sure he's more upset about there being a pan stuck to the ground on his porch and how ghetto it looks rather than losing the pan.