Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend’s family dinner when her father suddenly raised a glass and said, “Let’s all raise a toast to the new couple!” I looked at my girlfriend, confused, only to realize he meant her brother and his now fiancé, who had just announced their engagement an hour earlier. I quickly but awkwardly raised my glass to avoid admitting my memory is dogshit. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
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DoubleEdgedBlade 4
"To my son getting married to...what's her name again?"
mastersmurf 13
FYL double: (1) He forgot your name. (after 7 years of dating his son) (2) Your Father-in-law (to be) is too stupid to improvise and refer to you as "the bride to be" or "my future daughter-in-law"
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Comments (78)
lalagurl11 6
Sorry I accidentally said you deserved when you totally didn't.... Just remember men suck
Anikaaa 0
You know how old people are ! My own grandma forgets my name all the time.
good41thing198 7
I bet she remembers your tots.
percyh 0
Let blame all the drinks he had before the toast for this mishap! I would.
Raheemdplayer 7
I always try and do a name-check before or as soon as I'm at a place where I'm supposed to remember names, I'll just secretly ask a close friend or something. In fact it's been a year at my sixth form and I still don't know some people's names in my class, pretty bad to be honest. FYL
neonblue120 6
"To that chick my son is boning" That kinda sucks. :P
ProhibitionRose 14
Just assume he's an old fart with altzheimers.
Chigagigaroo 0
Ouch.
kombucha_fml 8
I agree that sucks but it's still way more embarrassing for him than for you
nene_tyty 0
Aww sorry about that ;(
annaloosy 0
So its your fiancée's dad, but you're his son for 7 years? What are y'all the Brady brunch?! YDI for marrying you're 7-year step-sister!