Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and started knocking on his door, asking, "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answered, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML
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Top comments
kiwi00 0
It's your anniversary and you didn't buy extra condoms. YDI
natalia7x 3
Maybe the condom was on his penis but it wasn't really USED yet
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Comments (149)
andyfreay 1
just smash raw.
kite1099 3
just use a candy bar wrapper. I use chip bags ;)
iTwitch 5
what guy walks around with one condom KNOWING he's gonna be getting some? ydi
LaUruguaya 11
and the reason you didn't just get in the car to go to the strore and buy more condom is....? So not an FML
Robinsonswagger 0
or u could let him hit it raw doggy...just pull out!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#100 Pulling out is only about 73% effective.
nnnnas 0
Lmao
J_Bizness 0
This is why you need a stash of condoms. You should always stock up and hide for unexpected sexy time!
abcde_fz 0
ydi: don't answer the freaking phone when you're about to have sex.
ninjascifi 0
why don't you just pull out????????? feels way better anyways!!!!
nerdsgetmehot 23
#109 Because pulling out is only about 73% effective. If you want to use that method, go ahead...But you'd better be prepared for the possible consequences.
reeree1234 0
condoms are only for anal sex anyway