Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. As I was getting off an old man whistled at me, I told him to go to hell and got off the bus. When the bus drove away the old man stood in the back of the bus, holding up the wallet I left that he was trying to give to me. FML
Today, at a concert, my friend grew tired of holding her bag. She asked a man to hold it, saying that he wouldn't steal it "since it was hers". I quietly told her she was too naïve and irresponsible. After the concert, I got home and noticed my wallet was stolen instead, right out of my pocket. FML
Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
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Top comments
ImNotAnAngel 0
But was it a nice chat?
maybaybe 0
How could you not notice that? Unless you have really accessible pockets.
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Comments (46)
doastrenth 0
hey keifer!
substitutes 0
keep it in your front pocket...
TheDrifter 24
You should just get married op. My wife keeps mine for me, even if I did get mugged they'd only get three bucks in change and my wallet full of nothing but lint and memories of when I was allowed to just carry money around.
MysteryGuitarMan 32
well, you should put your wallet somewhere safe then, well keep this in mind for the next time MGM
UnanomousGurl 0
IM SURE DA CHAT WUZ WELL WORTH IT :)
hollylollyxoxo 0
"today, I after getting off the bus".... why don't people proofread their shit?!
TheLetterZero 7
Because most people cannot read their feces.
picklezz 0
YDI 4 bein frnds wit hobos (;
smexykero 0
at least u had a nice chat :D
LemonStarship 5
Hope you didn't lose much.
Donkeydick360 0
YDI for having an easily accessible wallet
marinaim 17
'Today, I after getting off the bus,' ... Nice grammar there...