Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Classic japes and scrapes
Today, I went for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement, and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML
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lonesomeXheartbr 0
you were counting your steps?
Norwegian_Wood 4
Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!
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bigbadtim 7
Try a treadmill.
Person1233 13
Haven't you seen all of the treadmill FMLs?
analyzewithin 0
Well THAT didn't work out well. Maybe you shouldn't jog outdoors. Join a gym with an indoor track and try again. More exercising, less moss. +/-
Randen_fml 0
no pain, no gain. work it off.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for trying to improve yourself, not watching your step, counting your steps, being a klutz, having a hip, having an elbow, and just being a wuss. Drink water and walk it off, Cupcake.
twinny_sc 13
Ha the cupcake part made me giggle! :D
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Suck it up and be a man.
fmltiligothigh 0
agreed
Norwegian_Wood 4
Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!
yafuckyourlife 4
now there's some words of encouragment for ya
jbonzi 0
I fell off a curb one time when I was running and broke my ankle. I feel your pain
OLPfan 0
So are you gonna walk gay? haha bad joke.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
"I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! No, really.. it is..
saragr94 2
haha i was thinking the same thing
CallMeHush 1
Nothing like a good excuse to not run again eh?