Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Japan
Classic japes and scrapes
Today, I went for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement, and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML
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lonesomeXheartbr 0
you were counting your steps?
Norwegian_Wood 4
Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!
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hcovballer247 0
I've done worst. It's called sucking it up.
bjbrad69 0
last time I checked moss doesn't grow on pavement
itsB_ry 0
He might have been running where there isn't pavement... People do that sometimes.
OFP2012 0
You're actively trying to improve yourself, that's more than could be said by a lot of people.
jkgfdxb 0
where the hell were you running?
whoisthisgirl 4
at least is the key word here lol
breenntt 0
FYL =
igloo777 0
it's ok the same thing happens to me when u was having sex. lol
EllieSquirtle 0
uhhhh you either break a hip or you don't... no almost there :D
funsize304 0
stop bitching and be glad you didn't actually break anything! and next time avoid slimy moss, dumbass!
thisguy44 0
that's wat she said