Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Classic japes and scrapes
Today, I went for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement, and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML
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lonesomeXheartbr 0
you were counting your steps?
Norwegian_Wood 4
Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!
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abqgirl 0
great job trying to get in shape. one suggestion to fast and healthy weightloss....herbalife. check out 2abetterhealth.com and u won't have to run outside to get in shape.
milhous67 0
insert sexual innuendo after comment about walking straight
newmandotcom 6
Are you sure it was exactly 9? That sound more like a 6 step injury to me...
o24kristin_fml 4
had I similar experience. I went to the gym trying to get in shape. walked out the door and slipped on some ice, dislocating my kneecap. sorry op know the feeling!
nestusv 2
Exercise will do that to you.
Violord 13
That's why you should swim and not run
Quid_Pro_Quo 1
I've been scrolling through Fmylife for an hour, and I'm starting to tune out. I skimmed through this FML without a second thought, but woke up from "I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning." I had to re read to see what she did the previous night lol