Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Classic japes and scrapes
Today, I went for a run to try and work on getting in shape. Nine steps in, I slipped in some slimy moss, almost broke my hip on the pavement, and gashed open my elbow. I'll be surprised if I can walk straight in the morning. FML
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lonesomeXheartbr 0
you were counting your steps?
Norwegian_Wood 4
Good for you, for trying to get in shape. I know this has probably turned you off running for a while, so once you're feeling better, try something else! Don't give up!
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YouSuckAtLove 0
you run on a sidewalk.
jshaw104 1
Not all roads have sidewalks
horsedumps 0
I hope you are okay. that has happened to me and now I have a light reddish scar that covers my elbow. try a treadmill. they are conveniant and you can walk nude on them!
RedPillSucks 33
That's why you should be more specific about what kind of shape you wanted to be in.
neverdrinkSODA 12
be a man and run through it
SkullCanddi 0
Where You Running in The Jungle?
jrgigl 0
did you know that our pelvis bone is stronger than concrete!?
stephanie_nyc97 0
Why no. i did not know that. i dont know why you do, but thank you for the random fact. :)
Amber_the_Great 0
exercise fail
yearbookie12 0
that really really sucks lol I'm sorry but seriously you should check out the place that you're going to run at first make sure there's nothing that'll hurt you ( moss for example ) oh and all you losers who called him/her an idiot for trying to improve himself are idiots. Just saying.
FML191919 3
Shows u to try and get in shape.. To eat chips. It's way safer.
blahblahblaaaa 0
if you broke your hip I'm pretty sure you won't be able to walk the next day at all. stop exaggerating and just shake it off